Just Another Day at Mizrachi

 

 

Get into the car to drive to Fuchs Mizrachi School

 

Gotta educate but our classes filled with fools

 

Spendiní all our time hanging out, in the teacherís room

 

Fooliní around, but Rav Blau donít got a clue

 

 

Hey there Mike U whatcha doiní?

 

Not that much, Dawg, Iím back from cruisiní

 

You rock that Starbucks like a serial killaí

 

I got my skim latte with a shot of vanilla!

 

 

Gotta get to class, got a test to give

 

I swear those kids brains, theyíre like a sieve

 

ďWordĒ to that, donít you agree Rabbi Bayer?

 

They donít even know Bruryahís husbandís Rebbe Meir.

 

 

Wait before you go, just check out this clip

 

That John Stewart is so clever, dang I burned my lip!

 

I see youíre hurting bad, oh my gosh- thatís so funny (pointing back to screen)

 

Get my lawyer on the phone, Iíll sue the school for money.

 

 

Youíll never outsmart Rabbi Hecht, whereís your head?

 

Youíre right, letís go mack some tasty snacks instead.

 

 

 

Which one should we get? Thereís a plethora of choices

 

Iím like a schizophrenic I hear so many voices

 

Okay Iíve got it, our decision makingís over

 

(together) its gotta be SNYDERS OF HANOVER!

 

 

Hold on a minute, I donít got no change,

 

Thatís not a problem, itís a cinch to arrange,

 

You take yourself a Washington and stick it in the slot,

 

But what we gonna do itís a wrinkly one we got!

 

 

Just smooth it out, you squish it on the floor,

 

Then try again, itíll slide like Grady Sizemore,

 

Hey it worked, but now thereís something strange,

 

The food wonít come out and I canít get back my change!

 

 

Forget the stupid food machine, we gotta get to work,

 

But Iím telling you that Iím so crazy hungry, you jerk,

 

I need some food right now and it needs to be hearty,

 

Get yoí hands off me brothaí, donít you know I know Karate,

 

 

So we went back to the office, we knew we had to start

 

But how can we pass up on a good Ďole game of darts?

 

Canít waste no more time I gotta figure out this sugya

 

If you would help me out Mikey, then youíd be as sweet as sugaí!

 

 

 

 

Oy gevalt! Gemara Berurah is making life so hard

 

Itís like a journey into space with Captain Johnny Luc Picard

 

Rectangle hexagon or trapezoid

 

With these GB classifications a brother get annoyed

 

 

This sugya is tough like Astroturf without the turf

 

We need some help, yo, but where on Earth is Rabbi Wolf?

 

I bet we can find him up there in the beis

 

Yeah I knew thatíd bring a grin to your face

 

 

 

We gotta hurry there, man I think we oughtaí jog

 

Uh uh bro----- LEAPFROG!

 

 

Daniel can you help us- weíre freaking out

 

Our brains are like the Sahara, weíre in a drought

 

My chestís beating fast- just listen to my heart

 

Donít worry homedawgs - take a look at this flowchart

 

 

Oh I get it now- itís really ainít a bother

 

Rabbi Wolf you really are a great Talmudic scholar

 

I told you guys before donít get hot under the collaí

 

Anytime time you need me come on over give a hollaí

 

 

 

 

 

So we get it- hey, I guess our work is done,

 

I think that we deserve to bail and execute some fun

 

Now listen up to this, I know it may sound hokey

 

Letís bounce to your crib I got the urge for Karaoke

 

BAM!  We get back and the kids are fighting,

 

Kicking, punching, biting, scratching, pushing, shoving, smiting,

 

The kid is yelling, heís screaming OW!

 

I know just where to take him- straight to Rabbi Blau

 

 

Vey iz mir! Iíll bet you that heís handing them their head,

 

By the time heís done with them theyíll wish that they were dead,

 

(R.B.) Keep it down out here you guys Iím dealing with this crew,

 

Whatever you say my man, weíll leave it up to you.

 

 

Take a look at these losers theyíre rhymes are really stinkiní,

 

When you hang with these guys what exactly are you thinking?

 

Come on girls, try to be more sympathetic,

 

We feel sorry for them because they are so pathetic.

 

 

How about those Sox, dawg, I think theyíre really illiní

 

True that fool theyíre as tight as new tefillin

 

Theyíre stocked in center field with the cereal man Coco Crisp

 

Unlike Moshe Rabbeinu he doesnít have a lisp.

 

 

 

 

The clock strikes five TEN- it looks like school is done.

 

Our working day is over we can finally have some fun

 

We run out to the parking lot to find our car

 

Which row did I park in? I know it canít be far.

 

 

Iíve got Batman on the windshield, it ainít that hard to find

 

But if we donít get in quickly weíre gonna freeze off our behinds

 

We make our getaway just as fast as Jack Bauer

 

Can we stop at Giant Eagle? I gotta go and buy some flour.

 

 

Iím telling you my man, I think our jobs are great

 

Preach on by brother I know youíre talking straight

 

The students that we teach really are so very cool

 

There is nowhere else Iíd rather work than Fuchs Mizrachi School