Just Another Day at Mizrachi

Get into the car to drive to Fuchs Mizrachi School

Gotta educate but our classes filled with fools

Spendin’ all our time hanging out, in the teacher’s room

Foolin’ around, but Rav Blau don’t got a clue

Hey there Mike U whatcha doin’?

Not that much, Dawg, I’m back from cruisin’

You rock that Starbucks like a serial killa’

I got my skim latte with a shot of vanilla!

Gotta get to class, got a test to give

I swear those kids brains, they’re like a sieve

“Word” to that, don’t you agree Rabbi Bayer?

They don’t even know Bruryah’s husband’s Rebbe Meir.

Wait before you go, just check out this clip

That John Stewart is so clever, dang I burned my lip!

I see you’re hurting bad, oh my gosh- that’s so funny (pointing back to screen)

Get my lawyer on the phone, I’ll sue the school for money.

You’ll never outsmart Rabbi Hecht, where’s your head?

You’re right, let’s go mack some tasty snacks instead.

Which one should we get? There’s a plethora of choices

I’m like a schizophrenic I hear so many voices

Okay I’ve got it, our decision making’s over

(together) its gotta be SNYDERS OF HANOVER!

Hold on a minute, I don’t got no change,

That’s not a problem, it’s a cinch to arrange,

You take yourself a Washington and stick it in the slot,

But what we gonna do it’s a wrinkly one we got!

Just smooth it out, you squish it on the floor,

Then try again, it’ll slide like Grady Sizemore,

Hey it worked, but now there’s something strange,

The food won’t come out and I can’t get back my change!

Forget the stupid food machine, we gotta get to work,

But I’m telling you that I’m so crazy hungry, you jerk,

I need some food right now and it needs to be hearty,

Get yo’ hands off me brotha’, don’t you know I know Karate,

So we went back to the office, we knew we had to start

But how can we pass up on a good ‘ole game of darts?

Can’t waste no more time I gotta figure out this sugya

If you would help me out Mikey, then you’d be as sweet as suga’!

Oy gevalt! Gemara Berurah is making life so hard

It’s like a journey into space with Captain Johnny Luc Picard

Rectangle hexagon or trapezoid

With these GB classifications a brother get annoyed

This sugya is tough like Astroturf without the turf

We need some help, yo, but where on Earth is Rabbi Wolf?

I bet we can find him up there in the beis

Yeah I knew that’d bring a grin to your face

We gotta hurry there, man I think we oughta’ jog

Uh uh bro----- LEAPFROG!

Daniel can you help us- we’re freaking out

Our brains are like the Sahara, we’re in a drought

My chest’s beating fast- just listen to my heart

Don’t worry homedawgs - take a look at this flowchart

Oh I get it now- it’s really ain’t a bother

Rabbi Wolf you really are a great Talmudic scholar

I told you guys before don’t get hot under the colla’

Anytime time you need me come on over give a holla’

So we get it- hey, I guess our work is done,

I think that we deserve to bail and execute some fun

Now listen up to this, I know it may sound hokey

Let’s bounce to your crib I got the urge for Karaoke

BAM!  We get back and the kids are fighting,

Kicking, punching, biting, scratching, pushing, shoving, smiting,

The kid is yelling, he’s screaming OW!

I know just where to take him- straight to Rabbi Blau

Vey iz mir! I’ll bet you that he’s handing them their head,

By the time he’s done with them they’ll wish that they were dead,

(R.B.) Keep it down out here you guys I’m dealing with this crew,

Whatever you say my man, we’ll leave it up to you.

Take a look at these losers they’re rhymes are really stinkin’,

When you hang with these guys what exactly are you thinking?

Come on girls, try to be more sympathetic,

We feel sorry for them because they are so pathetic.

How about those Sox, dawg, I think they’re really illin’

True that fool they’re as tight as new tefillin

They’re stocked in center field with the cereal man Coco Crisp

Unlike Moshe Rabbeinu he doesn’t have a lisp.

The clock strikes five TEN- it looks like school is done.

Our working day is over we can finally have some fun

We run out to the parking lot to find our car

Which row did I park in? I know it can’t be far.

I’ve got Batman on the windshield, it ain’t that hard to find

But if we don’t get in quickly we’re gonna freeze off our behinds

We make our getaway just as fast as Jack Bauer

Can we stop at Giant Eagle? I gotta go and buy some flour.

I’m telling you my man, I think our jobs are great

Preach on by brother I know you’re talking straight

The students that we teach really are so very cool

There is nowhere else I’d rather work than Fuchs Mizrachi School